2. If you, and all your buddies, carry assault cannons and storm shields.... You might be cheesy.

3. If, your whole Tyranid army gets wiped out and regenerates next turn!....you might be cheesy.

4. If you tell a friend, "I'll drop by!", fly high, then arrive at his house one turn later...you might be cheesy.

5. If your vehicle conversions ever involve the words "Assault" and "Cannon"...there is a possibility you're cheesy.

6. If, when you teleport into battle, your opponent(s) yell, "Look out! Space Wolves!"...you might be cheesy.

7. If you, and your buddies, fight side by side with Shokk Attack Gunz, Ancestor Lords, Inquisitors, and Librarians...there is a chance, however slim, that you might be cheesy.

8. If someone aims a psychic power at you, and you dodge...

9. If your army list has EXACTLY 25% squads....

10. If you can use polymorphine....

11. If, you have three characters with names in one battle!....

12. If you use weapons named after somebody, and you're not the person it's named after...

13. If you're glad that you have an assault cannon, because your Cyclone Missile Launcher occasionally leaves survivors...

14. If you can't fit all of your HtH attack dice in one hand...

15. If you get upset that all your opponents break before you can wipe them out...

16. If your Techmarine costs more points than your commander...

17. If you've ever said "Warp Spiders? "...

18. If you need an index to catalogue your wargear cards...

19. If you've ever said "Assassin with polymorphine, Displacer field, combat drugs and a powerfist?"...

20. If you carry your 3000 point army in your shirt pocket...

2...he parries your 5, and you roll a 6?

3...you find a pack of lead Aspect Warriors (5 to a box) on clearance for five dollars?

4...your Rhino lasts the whole game?

5...his assault cannon jams...

6...and yours doesn't?

7...his assassin pops up... right near your Techmarine with the Vortex Grenade...

8...and he fails his dodge?

9...none of your squads get "Jones is acting strangely?"

10...you "Reflect" a "Mind War" or "Psychic Scream?"

11...you hit an exposed vehicle crewman?

12...the guy playing Space Wolves at the next table doesn't have any Wolf Guard Terminators with Cyclone Missile Launchers, Storm Shields, and Assault Cannons?

13...your commander is better painted than his entire army?

14...a Genestealer loses a round of close combat?

15...your Adeptus Psyker needs to roll a 6 to fight off a Daemonic Attack, and he makes it?

16...his Librarian needs anything but a 1 to fight off the Daemonic Attack, and he doesn't?

17...your opponent tries to teleport in a terminator squad to take advantage of that huge gap you left in front of your command group, and he rolls a snake-eyes?

18...you finally succeed in hitting your enemy's commander, and he fails his storm shield, D-field, AND armour saves?

19...you get the "Saved!" strategy card?

20...you're the Space Marines, and he gets the "Virus Outbreak" strategy card?

21...he's the Imperial Guard, and YOU get the "Virus Outbreak" strategy card?

22...the guy with the Maugetar is actually Maugan-Ra?

23...his "Psychic Hood" doesn't do him any good?

24...his Tech-Priest with the "Graviton Gun" and "Warp Jump" deviates into base-to-base contact with your Terminator armed with lightning claws?

25...you finally succeed in cracking a Carnifex's armour with a lascannon, and roll an 11 for wounds?

26... your penal legion frenzies?

27... your assassin pops up in a squad of four warp spiders?

28... your assault squad engages his ratling snipers in close combat?

29... all twenty of your Gretchin fire at the same squad?

30... your madboyz do something funny?

31... your "useless" dreadnought with two power fists gets into close combat with an enemy tank?

32... when an Eldar player extends the jump of his 3 Warpspiders and he rolls 3 6's. (Really happened. Hell of a roll if you ask me).

33... a buzzer squig swarm kills a Solitaire.

34... a terminator model gets snake eyes on its armour save roll.

35... a barrage actually hit and kill enemy models.

36... drawing the vortex power.

37... blinding the Hive Tyrant with a Photon Flash Flare.

38... a character has "hatred" against the Tyranids.

39... misfire / hit rolled for opponents heavy weapons for scatter.

40... 1 Genestealer out of 10 live to fight and kill the enemy commander in hand to hand.

41... that single Ork Scarboy who survived the attack from the Warpspiders.

2. "Hmmm, I THINK my vortex grenade will reach that group of your characters..."

3. "Please hand me 16 sustained fire dice..."

4. "You actually want me to roll for that?"

5. "Well, actually you're at -18 to save..."

6. "Hand me the Heavy Flamer template..."

7. "Good Game, too bad you lost...oh, by the way, I added wrong and I actually had 3000 points not 2000 points...that wouldn't make a difference would it?"

8. "Lets just play a quick game..."

9. "Ok, everything on the board is charging your..."

10. "Basically, I need a two or better no matter what you do at any time during the game to hit you..."

11. "Ok, so that's 15 hits on your Avatar from my terminator captain with the thunder hammer..."

12. "My Techmarine claw throws a photon flash grenade at your 270 pt Wazzdaka model riding that Battle Cannon bike... lets see, no eye protection, bike goes out of control..."

13. "You might as well take that Weirdboy Warphead off the board... one of his minders is my assassin and your Weirdboy is wearing a T-shirt and a psychic hood"